brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer