eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

(Source: take--the--a--train)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu)

lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before